Abandoned by his parents as a child Martin was raised by Horses. Later abandoned by the Horses Martin was forced to learn social interactions by watching old episodes of Bless this House through a Tandy window.
Likes: Dogs in hats
Dislikes: Dogs with eyebrows
Least favourite Gallagher: Kirsty
He was born in the wagon of a travelling show. His mother used to dance for the money they threw, his papa would what ever he could, preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of doctor good.
Dislikes: All other ducks
Favourite Type of Duck: Mallards
Wallace doesn't really work here which is a shame because he looks like he would be full of great grandpa wisdom. Also look at his spiffy hat.
Likes: Spiffy Hats
Dislikes: Not working at Cobblers and Coffee
Favourite Song: Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse