meet the team

Meet the Cobblers and Coffee Team

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Martin Nowell

Head Bean Counter

Abandoned by his parents as a child Martin was raised by Horses. Later abandoned by the Horses Martin was forced to learn social interactions by watching old episodes of Bless this House through a Tandy window.

Likes: Dogs in hats

Dislikes: Dogs with eyebrows

Least favourite Gallagher: Kirsty

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Richard Brookland

Cobbler-in-Chief

He was born in the wagon of a travelling show. His mother used to dance for the money they threw, his papa would what ever he could, preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of doctor good.

Likes: Mallards

Dislikes: All other ducks

Favourite Type of Duck: Mallards

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Wallace Unger

Work Experience Boy

Wallace doesn't really work here which is a shame because he looks like he would be full of great grandpa wisdom. Also look at his spiffy hat.

Likes: Spiffy Hats

Dislikes: Not working at Cobblers and Coffee

Favourite Song: Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse